Forget the scam, fear the stupidity. Ms. Rita Martins, I hope you find someone with less brain cells than you

If you’ve arrived here from Google, it will be either because you’re the scamming moron pretending to be Ms. Rita Martins (hello, idiot) or because you’ve received some scam-spam like me and you’re curious to see who’s talking about it.

God forbid you’re here because you’ve sent your details or some, er.. registration mo-neys and are now wondering if you’ll get your share of the milli-ons of do-llahs…

Oh, and if you’re a real Rita Martins, welcome – and just look what bad things are being done online in your name!

Rita… Amina… I want your do-llahs. Please call me on 01752 548771 and tell me what to do next.