More scammy facebook ads

picture-1Some more scammy facebook ads for you to look at and ask yourself ‘Why do facebook do this?’

Today’s facebook jackpot (and please notice how the sites that two of these ads lead to don’t even bear any resemblance to the ad!):

picture-41) Facebook’s own ad for its ads! This is the only one here where the landing page even vaguely resembles the ad!  Do you think it makes good economic sense to put your own ads into your lucrative advertising real estate? Not unless you’re having trouble selling the ad space.

picture-32) Part Time Job Vacancies…leads to: ‘Latest Hong Kong Jobs’.  Riiiight.  Smothered in Google Ads (hey, money for facebook AND Google!) and put together with a bland, free WordPress template.  Who are these people?  Hmmm?  What are these ‘jobs’? Hmmm?  Do they even exist?  Probably not.  But if they do, they probably exist in some other public recruitment site and have just been, ah, borrowed.

Purpose of the site? To make AdSense revenue.

picture-23) £85 / Hour Job leads to: Jack’s Best Jobs Review, yet another ‘Make $1000s every month with my unique Google-system’ thrown-together blog sites.  The last one of these I did a quick check on used testimonials that were re-used on another 3, supposedly different ‘Google system’ sites.  Too lazy even to try to write unique fake testimonials.  Doh.

I find it hilarious that facebook pays 150 people to edit out ‘obscene’ pictures (bums and tits, usually) from peoples’ photo albums yet seems to employ nobody at all to edit out the scammers from its advertisers.  Why is that?

You’d be forgive for coming to the conclusion that it’s because facebook are just happy to make the money, no matter who these advertisers exploit or how they do it – so long as it’s legal.  If you’re interested in an insight into the way a typical scammy facebook advertiser works, check out this guy’s post (from late 2007).

Have you ever stopped to think what a ‘Payday loan’ company actually does?  Lends money to desperate people and then charges 2,500+ % interest on it.  Legal. Yes.  Exploitation?  You decide.

How about all these ‘Make £7,000 a month with my guaranteed Google scheme’ ads?  The simplest bit of research shows these things are rip-offs.  As anyone with any critical faculties can see from the outset.

Facebook has created a crop of uncritical, often naiive and vulnerable people for its exploitative advertisers and affiliate marketers to harvest.  So long as facebook takes money from businesses which are clearly rip-offs that will be continue to be the only conclusion I can draw.

A guide to Social Media for absolute beginners

Welcome to our shorthand guide to Social Media for beginners…and I mean ‘beginners’

What is all this about social media?  Why is everyone talking about it?  What’s it for?  What could you use it for? What are the dangers? And where’s it all going to end?

What is ‘Social media’?: Stuff that people create and share through online networks.

What are ‘Social Media tools’?: Software applications designed to allow people to network online and share their own and other peoples’ content

Why’s everyone talking about it?: Because pretty much everyone can do it and is doing it.  Because the possibilities for marketing products, services – and ideas – through Social Media appear to be immense.  However… (see last point, below)

What’s it for?: It’s definitely about making money. Social Media people are always talking about ways to ‘monetize’ Social Media sites and the content produced through them.  And it’s also about connecting people in networks of niche interest.

What could you use if for?: You could use it to build or connect to networks of people who might be interested in  your products and services.  You could use it to find out things you need to know from a particular niche (or market).  You could use it to add some colour to your persona online and build relationships with existing customers and prospects.  Or you could use it to keep people in your huge, multinational organisation connected and up-to speed with the latest developments.

What are the dangers?: On the one hand, Social Media is an open, democratic network of people connecting with each other and creating and sharing content.  Nice.  On the other hand, it’s all about creating revenue for Google.  Why? Because all online content ultimately turns into data for people like Google and Facebook to monetize through online advertising and other people (affiliate marketers and small business bloggers) to monitize through affiliate schemes and other things.

What does that mean?

It means that whatever else Social Media is about, it’s not primarily about creating a better world of communication for you and your mates.  It’s driven by people looking to monetize it.  Including you, if you’re a small business wondering how you’re going to use Social Media.

Where’s it all going to end?: “We’ll be successful when you guys stop talking about us” said a Twitter boss recently.

Teenagers don’t talk about ‘Social Media’.  To them, it’s invisible. They just talk to their mates on it.  The people who talk about it are the people trying to make money out of it; whether it’s the ‘work-at-home’ people, the ‘get-rich-quick’ dreamers, the affiliate marketers, the online developers or just plain, regular businesses.

It will all end when people realise that there’s no ‘get-rich-quick’ and this madness dies down.  Just as you can’t all be at the top of Google for a competitive keyword, very few of you can make a fortune out of Twitter either.  Hell, even Twitter hasn’t been able to do it -yet.

Real-world networking doesn’t work when you try to use it to sell your products and services (unless you’re a bully) and nor does Social Media.

The problem is, there are literally hundreds of millions of desperate people trying to do it as a way out to beat the system and make a fortune.  That alone guarantees that Social Media will be stuffed to the gills with junk content and spammers trying to sell you stuff ranging from the unwanted to downright fraudulent.

For me, the promise of social media is its potential for developing relationships – and in that, nothing has changed since the good old days.  What we’re seeing is the first rush of prospectors to a place where the gold is pretty thin on the ground and we already know the names of those sitting on the rich veins.

And the real implications for Social Media are barely even being talked about yet.  What are the implications of one or two businesses sitting atop the richest, deepest, most personalised resource of freely-given global marketing data ever amassed?

Go figure, as they say.

Good luck!

Paxman / Hague interview: what happens when we can’t lie, but we can’t tell the truth either

Watch this soon-to-be-classic clip of Paxman interviewing William Hague to find out

Just like little children, politicians (like most of us probably) don’t lie very well and the brighter the spotlight, the less able they are to do it.

Not only do the consequences of lying publicly get more serious the higher they go but the likelihood of their bodies giving them away under the bright lights and the scrutiny of millions of viewers also increases.

They know the truth but can’t say it.  But they can’t lie about it either.

The result is the absurdity we see repeated on TV time and time again of a politician just not answering the question.  It’s the ‘adult’ version of the discomfort we can see so easily in our children when they clumsily attempt the same strategy.

For William Hague, to tell the truth would be to shoot himself publicly in the head.  To lie would be to walk into a minefield.  Pretty terminal in both cases.

Without the courage to do either, what we see is him resort to the tried-and-tested media trick of avoiding the question just long enough for the stupefied TV audience to drift on downstream.  If he can keep up the absurdity for long enough, the moment will pass and he will survive.

That strategy works, for sure.  It’s been used time and time again by more politicians than I can even remember.

The truth behind Hague’s refusal to answer would add just one more bit of garbage to the pile that is the British Way.

What I find even sleazier is Hague’s knowingness as he rides out the media wave to safety.