Business Directory Scams: how they work

How do global business directory scams work?

The psychology behind them is very simple – I’ll try to sum it up from the scammer’s point of view.

1) By default you treat people as though they’re like you, not crooks like me. You’re a decent, law-abiding citizen trying to make an honest living and you live in a moral society. Because of that, I can count on you treating me as if I also operate from that place (which of course, I don’t). In short, even while I’m ripping you off, I can depend on you to be polite, tolerant, honest and trusting.

Not only that, you’ll be so scared of being taken to court (now who put that idea in your head??) that you’ll bend over backwards to avoid saying anything that could offend ME, the scammer, or be construed as legal advice to any of my victims. How deliciously convenient: self-policing victims.

2) Shame is a powerful tool. I know you’ll blame yourself for not noticing the small print (in fact, in many of my threatening letters, I’ll be unable to restrain myself from referring to your stupidity and your responsibility for the mess you’re in). Of course you should have seen it! It’s YOUR fault! It’s there in black and white. If you weren’t cautious enough, that’s your look out.

It really helps that you feel stupid and ashamed. That will make sure you don’t share your mistake with anyone. I need you isolated and feeling alone.

3) Now I can frighten you. Yes. I’ll bombard you with emails, letters and calls. Because you haven’t shifted to seeing me as a criminal, you still hold a belief that maybe…just maybe I could take you to court somewhere. You fantasise about the huge cost; the shame; the disruption. Oh, it would be too terrible.

4) I read what you’re REALLY communicating (not what you think you are). The minute you communicate with me, the message I get is that you’re scared. Even when you think you’re being angry, I know you’re being scared. Good. Any reaction tells a) you’re at the address I think you are. Good. b) Mentally, you REALLY don’t think I’m a criminal. Very good. c) You’re scared and/or ashamed and you take me seriously. Even better.

5) You’ll be happy to ‘settle’. At some point, I will have caused you so much stress and worry that you’ll think paying €1,000 to get rid of me – sorry, to ‘settle’ with my client – sounds like a fair exchange.

And that’s all it takes.

Every time I see someone write ‘I’m going to counter-sue’ or ‘Let’s get together and beat them in court’ or ‘I’m going to write them…’ I see why this scam works. As long as you believe, in the back of your mind, that they are somehow legal and that they, somehow, could take you to a court then they’ve got you.
You might SAY you know they’re scammers, but so long as you do the above things, you’re telling me that you don’t really trust yourself. And the saddest thing is to know that they designed it to manipulate you in exactly this way.

Folks. These people are crooks. There IS no debt collector; there IS no court. It never does and never WILL happen.

Please try to understand that it’s THIS mental shift that is the key, here. Not any action or statement you can make.

Peninsula Hotel: attention to detail = great online reputation

A tiny detail this morning motivates me to blog positively about the Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong

This morning, in my friends apartment in London, I was ironing my shirt ready for a business meeting later in the day. When I came to the collar, I noticed those little plastic ‘stiffener’ tabs you find in place when you first buy the shirt. ‘Hang on…’ I thought ‘This shirt is a couple of months old. I don’t remember those tabs still being there…’

Of course, they weren’t – at least not until last week when I stayed in the 5* Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong on a business trip. Even before I reached down and pulled out one of the tabs I already knew it would have ‘Peninsula Hotel Hong Kong’ emblazened proudly on it. It did.

When I put my shirts in to be pressed at the Peninsula Hotel, they came back pressed, beautifully presented and equipped with little extra ‘temporary’ cuff-links, just in case I was missing some. And one more little plastic marketing gem, hidden away until this morning. Great customer service = great marketing.

That, folks, is how online reputation works. There is no other way.

European Trade Register: scam or not? You (as usual) decide…

Is the European Trade Register just another ‘misleading contract’ business directory scam?

As always, you – the Great Googling General public – will decide.

If you’ve received an invitation from European Trade Register to ‘update your details for free’ in any so-called business directory (particularly if it has a 3 part name in the following format:

[Europe / European / World / Global] [Company / Trade / Business] [Directory / Register]

then just bin it.

It will undoubtedly be one of a growing number of scams which all follow the same formula: make you think you’re getting a free listing then hit you with a demand for payment (usually for 3 years at €980 a year). The pressure then increases to threats of ‘court action’ from people passing themselves off as debt collectors – with the aim of scaring people so much that they’ll settle for paying ‘just’ a single year to get these people off their backs.

That’s €980 for doing nothing but mass mailing a form, sending threatening letters and making some bullying phone calls. Easy money for European Trade Register, no?

If you HAVE fallen for it, don’t give in to the pressure. You’ll start getting demands from people pretending to be ‘debt collectors’ (in this case under the fake name ‘Walberg & Hirsch’) trying to (lols) ‘mediate’ on behalf of their client. Make no mistake – these are the same people as ‘European Trade Register’.

For immediate reassurance, please read all the comments on the following threads on my site:

EU Business Guide 

Expo Guide

World Business Directory 

(…and any number of other sites dealing with every possible variant of these names. Use Google to learn more).

If you’re here because you’ve been hit by the European Trade Register scam, then please consider adding your experience using the comments link below to help to reassure others in future who will arrive here worrying about threats of legal action.

Remember, the power lies with YOU and the truth.

PS – if we’ve saved you €980 or helped end your worries, please support our work by clicking through to our sponsor sites (under our picture on the right there –>). Thank you!

 

First Great Western! Stop putting me in the VOLO TV coach when I ASK FOR the QUIET coach!!!!

Yes, First Great Western – I’m getting tired of you trying to force me to watch VoloTV

I’ve suspected this for some time. Increasingly, when I try to book my Plymouth to London return journey, First Great Western gives me a reservation in coach D. This is really annoying as I ALWAYS want to be in coach A, the quiet coach. Since I alway choose ‘quiet coach’ when booking, the first thing I do when it comes back with ‘reserved D34 window’ is assume I’ve missed selecting ‘quiet coach’ and go through the whole damn process again.

Then, having wasted my good time, I realise that I DID, in fact, choose ‘quiet coach’ but for some reason First Great Western has decided in it’s wisdom to put me in coach D instead.

I know – since this has happened several times over the last year – that on the day, I will STILL board coach A (the quiet coach) and I will have no problem finding an empty seat. An empty seat that First Great Western wouldn’t allow me to book.

The fact that EVERY time that FGW has done this they’ve given me a seat in coach D (not B, C or E) can only mean one thing: they’re trying to force people into the VoloTV-equipped carriage. And that really pisses me off. I said from the outset that I don’t really see a future for VoloTV given that we’re all quite happy to watch our own entertainment devices. It’s beginning to look like they’re willing to do anything to get people to use that system.

Well, next week, I’m going to sit in coach A and I’m going to leave some feedback for FGW in the form of a yellow Post-It note. And I’m going to do it every time FGW tries to push me in front of one of those annoying screens.

StudioPress WP themes – thank you for great service

Tech support at StudioPress got me back up and running quickly – and threw in a free theme too

Out of the blue this site stopped displaying properly the other day. It was based on a premium theme called ‘Venture’ that I’d bought maybe two years ago. Everything had worked well and I had no complaints – until the other day. The first thing I did was make sure that all my content was still intact. Then I switched to another (free) theme in my WP dashboard which worked fine meaning that it was Venture was somehow broken.

I went on a quick search to try to find who I’d bought Venture from and when. The trail led me to StudioPress – along with the name Brian Gardner. That was strange. I’d used a lot of Brian’s themes (free and paid) but I was sure that ‘Venture’ came from a stable called ‘ModThemes’. To be honest, there have been so many of them I’ve lost track.

It turned out that Venture was now under the StudioPress umbrella. I contact tech support (not expecting much) and was really happy to get back an email offering me another theme plus their ‘Genesis’ platform – for free. True to their word, I got another email back today with a link to a download – ‘Agency’.

I’d like to say that this piece of good customer service has won me back as a StudioPress customer – except it seems that I’ve never actually been away. Nice move Brian and the team! Thanks!

What’s happened to bbc.co.uk?

When you can’t get bbc.co.uk your first though is “has the world ended?”

Very occasionally something goes wrong and you can’t get the BBC website. Oh my God, you think, has the world ended? What could possibly take the BBC offline? It’s funny how we think that the BBC’s website should be more robust and resistant to code screw-ups or inexplicable breakdowns than other websites.

Usually, the BBC website shows back up within minutes and all is well. You can relax in the knowledge that a battleship-sized asteroid hasn’t knocked the earth of its magnetic axis and messed up all communications across the planet. Nor has a NASA-covered up brown dwarf star (masquerading as an icy comet) initiated an Extinction Level Event.

Joking aside, it is telling to notice just how destabilising it feels when a website like BBC doesn’t work. Worse yet those times when you can’t connect to the internet at all. I don’t know about you, but I will admit to a sort of nameless panic at being suddenly cut off from…well, you know, the real world. 

Eject! Eject! Eject!

Visitor stats crash and burn… who knows why…?

The web is a funny beast. Last night I noticed two things: that this site appeared to be broked and that my visitor stats seemed to drop out of the sky in a ball of flame. I spent some time switching to a temporary template when it became clear that my expensive ‘ModThemes’ theme ‘Venture’ had suddenly decided not to work. I also upgraded WordPress (figuring what the hell, if I lose it all, it might as well be now).

WordPress upgraded ok and the temporary theme looks delicious in that green tone. Mmmm. The stats still say ’0′ visitors which is interesting since my posts are still clearly visible in Google.

Whenever this kind of thin happens it makes me realised that I’m sort of attached to this piece of web ‘real estate’. It has history. I has me at the top of Google for ‘online reputation management UK’ – which brings me occasional quirky and very interesting (if not profitable) enquiries from the weird and wonderful who have done baaaaad things and now don’t know what to do.

So I want to keep the site – not least because of how much reassurance it offers for victims of various scams. I’m also really busy and it leaves me wondering just how much time and energy I’ve got to re-build it. I guess that’s the problem with any piece of real estate: needs maintaining or it falls into disrepair.

Barclays flexible bonds

Will Google think that my friend Barclay and his flexible bonds is in any way interesting?

I was watching the TV tonight and I saw Barclay’s ad for Flexible Bonds which ended with the voiceover exhorting people to “Google ‘Barclays Flexible Bonds’. I enjoy watching businesses use Google in this way. Barclays are, of course, supremely confident that their results will come high up in Google. And so they do, I am sure.

Of course, I’m also interested to test just how well Barclays has sown this particular meadow for the keywords ‘Barclays flexible bonds’. You’d hope it was done well. You’d expect it to be done well. And if it IS done well, then you won’t see my post anywhere – which is how it should be. If you DO see this post, then I’d argue that something’s gone wrong somewhere in the Barclays’ online strategy.

You know me. Nothing malicious in my intent, just insatiably curious to see what happens.

TouchLocal listing: find out if you’re getting value for money

With our simple common-sense test

If you run your own company, it’s normal to want to increase the amount of business coming in. If you don’t understand online marketing, listing your business in an online directory might seem like a good idea – especially when these directories seem to guarantee a certain amount of traffic or enquiries.

If you are getting those promises from a salesman, the alarm bells should be going off at this point. Anyone who knows anything about the way the internet works will tell you that no one can guarantee you traffic (unless they’re clicking through to your site themselves), far less a guaranteed number of enquiries (even assuming you are getting any traffic) for the simple reason that a host of other factors about your business and your web presence combine to influence whether or not someone will actually contact you to buy.

The harsh reality is that you’re hungry for more business and the online business directories are hungry to sell you their services. This (in the light of the preceding paragraph) is an almost sure-fire recipe for inflated promises and, ultimately, unhappy customers.

The following is a simple, common-sense way to test what any online directory promises or implies in its sales pitches. Of course, only you can know what the salesman is actually promising, but do this test with those promises in mind – BEFORE you agree to anything!

I’m using TouchLocal for this common-sense test but you can do it for any one of those category-based directories.

First of all: Go to the TouchLocal home page. Choose one of their named categories. I chose ‘Sign Makers’

Step 1) In ‘Sign Makers’, select one of the paid listings (in this case a ‘sponsored business’) – I’ve chosen ‘Southern Neon Signs Ltd’ of Southampton

Step 2) Click on the company name and explore their TouchLocal listing. Click through to the company’s own website and make a note of their URL (so you can see if it comes up in Google searches later).

Step 3) Imagine you’re Southern Neon Signs Ltd. You’ve paid your money for TouchLocal to help people looking for a sign maker in Southampton to find you. Now you want to test how well they’re doing this. It’s time to put yourself in your prospect’s shoes.

Go to Google and do the obvious: a search on ‘sign makers southampton’. Look at the results. Do you see Southern Neon Signs there? No. Ok. Do you see any TouchLocal results there. Two. Ok. Do any mention your company? No.

Step 4) Explore the TouchLocal results. Click on the first one.

Step 5) This takes you to a TouchLocal listing page. Look careful at what’s happening on this page. First note that there are Google ads for your competitors in that all-important top part of the page. Next, note that there’s a listing for a direct competitor of yours directly above you! Then, note that you appear at the bottom of the page. Ask yourself what are you actually getting for your money here?

Step 6) Go back and explore the other TouchLocal result in the Google results page. Click the link to see what it leads to…

Step 7) Uh oh. This is worse. This leads you to a page with a single company listing on it – and it’s another direct competitor of yours! Plus another pile of Google Ads for your competitors.

So Southern Neon Signs Ltd paid money to a business directory in the hope of getting more business but their business name seems to be invisible on P1 of Google and where it DOES appear, it’s buried among their direct competitors and has no competitive advantage whatsoever.

At this point, you should be asking yourself ‘What did that business get for its money?’

They paid their money and got a listing in the directory. But remember, an entry in a directory is useless because nobody goes to a directory to search for products and services. They, like you, use Google when they want to find a sign maker in Southampton.

In Summary

The point of online marketing is that you’re trying to put your details (whether on your website or someone else’s – such as TouchLocal) in front of a potential customer. This customer is using Google to try to find someone to help with his problem. The words he’s typing into the Google search bar are what are referred to as ‘keywords’. You want your site to have those keywords in it, and you want Google to return YOUR site (not those of your competitors) at the top of its pile when someone searches for those keywords.

Google has to decide whose site is most relevant to the searcher. It does that by assessing the relevance (a complex and ever-changing formula) of your site to the searcher’s needs. An important part of that is your keywords.

If your site is well-made and has a liberal, and appropriate sprinkling of your business’s keywords (plus a host of other qualities that Google judges as contributing to its relevance) then it will be returned high in the search results when someone types – for example – ‘sign makers southampton’.

When an online directory offers to make your business more visible in Google and get you more enquiries or business, it will try to do this by competing for those keywords and presenting your business details as high up in Google as it can. The problem for any directory (and for you as a business with your own website) is that where there’s money to be made (for example, in sign writing in Southampton) there will be a lot of people competing with you to appear at the top of Google for those keywords.

Neither you, TouchLocal or anyone else can cheat your way to the top of Google (although many try). To get there – to be considered more relevant than all the other pages on the web that might reference ‘sign makers southampton’ (including all your competitors and all the other online directories competing with you and each other to get those top 10 slots) – you have to work really hard or pay a lot and take the short cut – using Google’s sponsored advertising ‘Adwords’ system.

So when an online directory offers you lots of exposure and implies that this will lead to lots of business, you need to remember that they’re going to be playing the game I’ve just described – along with literally dozens of other online directories doing the same thing for other sign makers in Southampton and everywhere else, for that matter.

The reality that nobody ever points out to you is this: there are only 10 worthwhile places on P1 of Google (plus the sponsored links). If you’re not in those, then (by and large) the business will go to those who are. And you can rest assured that those who are will be those who have paid or done the hard work to get their names on the first page. Not the name of TouchLocal or UpMyStreet or Yell or any of those directories.

Go to Google, type in ‘sign makers southampton’ again.

Look at the yellow shaded ads at the top and the ads down the right hand side of the page. These are Google Ads – paid for by the company wanting to appear at the top of Google. The more money there is to be made in their business, the more it will cost them to appear there. The normal law of advertising applies.

Look at the ‘organic’ search results – the rest of the results on that page. Note there are numerous entries at the top for TouchSouthampton and Yell. But put yourself in the buyers position. Those listings tell you NOTHING about any companies. To find a company to satisfy your needs, you’re going to have to click through to TouchLocal to find out more. The browsing prospect is going to go with a named company on the first page, not a ‘one-click-removed’ TouchLocal listing.

The bottom line is that a prospect is far more likely to click on any one of the paid ads or the Google business listings before they’ll go anywhere near the TouchSouthampton or Yell listings on that P1 of results.

The good news is that YOU can run this test yourself before you agree to sign up to any online directory.

Waldberg & Hirsch: if you have received a demand for money…

…from Waldberg & Hirsch on behalf of Euro Business Guide, you might like to read this first

If you’re reading this, you’ve probably been scammed by ‘Euro Business Guide’. Don’t pay them – report them to Interpol instead.

And then read this post and the 180+ reassuring comments following it from people just like you who have fallen foul of these scammers.

Euro Business Guide is just one of many ‘misleading contract’ scams that have been going around the globe – and making millions of £ / $ / € – for over 10 years. These scams all follow the same basic format:

  • You receive a form (hardcopy or emailed pdf) offering you what appears to be a free entry in some online business directory
  • You print the form, enter your company details and sign / stamp it and send it back
  • Some weeks later, you received demands for payment of 3 years ‘subscription’ at around €980 a year
  • The scammers bully you via any means – fax, phone, email, letter
  • If you don’t pay, you get letters & calls from people claiming to be a debt collection agency demanding payment and threatening you with court action

You need to know the following:

1) Euro Business Guide is a scam and has no legal rights or power over anyone

2) Waldberg & Hirsch is not a real debt collection company – it is just the people behind Euro Business Guide trying to frighten you into paying

These scams work on fear, nothing else. If they think you’re vulnerable and unsure, they will bully you to increase your fear levels to the point where you will agree to their ‘offer’ to settle at 1 year (that’s €980).

Don’t pay them and if you’d like to talk to loads of other people who won’t pay them either, join the Facebook group today.