Someone caught the worlds’ biggest tuna – and forgot to take a picture? Huh?
Can you believe it?
I saw this news item on BBC website and immediately clicked, expecting (not unreasonably) to see a monster tuna. All I got was some stock photography of a tuna processing plant. I went to Google but couldn’t find any pictures, anywhere. Just more text reports and fishery shots – like this. What?? A story without a picture? What’s that worth? Like, er, nothing? According to the BBC, their fish weighed ‘nearly four times as much as the average Japanese man’ so, in the absence of any real pictures, I thought I’d help out with my mock-up.

The whole thing smells fishy to me. I mean, you wouldn’t believe your mate if he came back from fishing with a story about the 232kg fish that got away, would you?
So imagine my surprise to Google this – a 268kg tuna, pictured next to a small kid. Hang on BBC – that’s 36kg bigger than your ‘record breaking’, invisible, monster.
I know which story I believe.

Yes, I’ve got the kids down with me for ‘Summer holidays’. Yes, we’re looking at the weather forecast trying to work out what we can do.
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